the realest.

Hello everybody!
Let me tell you about Homestuck.

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde
Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider
They all play Sburb and end the world
Harlequin, Nanna, Bro
Mom, Dad, Youth Roll
Grandpa, Pesterchum
Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade
Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain
Vagabond and Mendicant
Renegade, consorts, and Denizens
Skaia, 413
Countdown to the Reckoning
Derse and Prospit, Carapaces
Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can't fight the Homestuck!
Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Homestuck!
True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Jasper's secret, Davesprite
Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines
Good dog, best friend
Jack causes many people's end
Black Queen, Nak Nak
Stuffing corpses, shoosh-pap
Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew
"H3Y COOL K1D, 1S TH1S YOU >:?"

Lil' Cal, babies
Ectobiology
Apple juice, Pupa Pan
Nic Cage, city of cans
Doc Scratch, Snowman
I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!
God Tiers, march drag
Who even is this douchebag?

You can't fight the Homestuck!
Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Homestuck!
True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Exploring with Aradia
Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta
Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab
Gamzee's got issues with his dad
Equius, Feferi
Kanaya the vampire fashion queen
She slices Eridan in half
And Vriska is a badass

Shipping charts, sick fires
All the irons in the fire
Buckets, squiddles, angels
All the Lusi get culled
Faygo, Recupercoons
Horrorterrors kill you!
Troll Jegus, killer clown
Mobius double reacharound!

You can't fight the Homestuck!
Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Homestuck!
True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Matesprits, auspistice
Moirail, kismesis
Betty Crocker, ICP
Dead Daves are the enemy!
Green sun, Alpha-verse
Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk
UU, princely tights
Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ

Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus
Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer
Can't outrun what's already here!

You can't fight the Homestuck!
Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Homestuck!
True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Dream bubbles, Shenanigans
All who die come back again
T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS
HONK honk, scary wolf heads
Cue balls, magic dogs
The universe is a frog
Felt mob and fairies
Lord English killed Hussie

Troll cops, Thresh Prince
Don't screw with the Condesce!
Scalemates, rap wars
Blowing up the Tumor
Zillyhoo, shaving cream
Echeladder, Science beam
Cascade, Morse code
This fandom's about to explode!

You can't fight the Homestuck!
Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Homestuck!
And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on!
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Homestuck!
True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
You can't fight the Homestuck!
True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Thnx bro